something about india

the thing about india is people say it's dirty. i ask you. what a blinkered, racist attitude.

here is where we had breakfast, in delhi:



and here is where we had lunch.



the ice in your drink is carefully sourced from the finest bicycles:



and then when you're feeling a bit warm you can go for a swim in the river:



this is the holy ganges. interesting fact this: the WHO has a recommended minimum amount of poo allowed in water for bathing, it's a few hundred somethings per something. the water in the ganges here at varanasi has a few hundred thousand of those somethings. people hold their noses and block their ears before getting in.

ho ho ho, you're thinking, that silly tourist didn't really go in the river.

oh yes we did:

it's coming back

all new!

improved!

with photos of india and other bollocks

because i'm at work now and i can prevaricate constructively.

love

joe

ps when i say it's coming back i mean like soon OK? not like immediate now like. patience.