i was lame and went on holiday without my passwords

how l4m3 is that.

so i have loads of stuff for you all. since the scorpion i have been going everywhere, all places, and doing at least one thing a week, i have an exciting life you see.

so where to start?

how about with teh booze?

i moved out of my uber leet old house, and we had a years supply of arrack bottles, like about 150, so we got some hobos round to take them away. one of the hobos finished up any last dregs in the bottles, he was well pleased with his job:



then we went on our last holiday ever, in sri lanka ever! we hired a car and drove 280km in only 12 hours!

here is the kind of dreadful terrain we forced our way over with squealing of brakes:



at least it was me driving what made most of the brake screeching noises, i've never made a grown man shout OOCHY MAMA before, but my cornering had that effect. i blame the cab, it just wasn't designed for human sized ppl:



i cant be bothered to write the rest now maybe ill do it tomorrow.

in the meantime have a look at the best photo i've ever taken. and weep.