I am a giant's bottom

TRUE

see?

i was the bottom half of goliath in the colombo international school's production of David and Goliath the other week.

the pheersome giant:



OH NO! GIANT HIT BY DAVID, AND IN PROCESS OF COLLAPSE! note horror on faces of philistines, stage left



dead giant, ppl happy. murderers.

dead

i had to lie there for the rest of the play with my head in an 8 year old boy's groin. MAN it was sweaty.