beatch

before i came back i went to teh beatch with john fae scotland. it's still there!



then we went swimming

toddy

jist before ah left ah wentae the toddy bar wi john fae scoatland. it wir braw. see this piccy ay john jist aboot tae tek a sip. we wis give the toddy in jamjars an aw.



we wis sitting jist behind the bar likesay, as ye kin see in this pucture:



ah think the fellay oan the left wis the barman but ah'm noat sure.

when yuv bin drinkin fer some ooirs ye can get a wee bit peckish, sae the barman will get ye some ay this shite oan a plate. some ay it's awright but.



ah cannae keep up this shite talkin nae longer so ah'm gaunny stoap. how the scots manage it i dinnae ken.

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