o m8s i have moved
i have! moved house entirely, with all my stuff!
from this (skanky old house):
to this (PHEERSOME LUXURY):
it is SUCH a playboy mansion! in the background of the second picture is a water feature, it's a bit hard to see but you turn it on and a waterfall runs down the wall into a fish pond, it is el REET and bound to impress the ladies
trouble is we have a servant too and i hate servants. people consistently making you tea and tidying up after you is only ok if it's your mum, or you're ill. anyone else doing it is just WEIRD. i had to secretly throw away the tea she made me this morning and creep into the kitchen to make proper coffee ARGH and then she took my only set of keys so i had to climb into the house through a window ARGH and then she wanted to sweep my room so i had to lock the door ARGH it's like having an intruder in your house but worse you're PAYING for it
so i told her to sod off until september when my flat mate's around; i am quite happy to pay her to stay away.
hhhrrrr
posted by joe + coz @ 12:33 pm
3 Comments:
Had you considered the following...
1. Servant engaging in annoying sweeping may stop new place engling up looking like old place!
2. "Hello ladies, I have a servant" may be an excellent chat up line? - Well it could be!
3. Paying her (?) to stay at homes probably means her husband is now miserable as she will now be obsessively sweeping about his person.
P.S. Consult www.ebsu.org for further information and great enlightenment on a range of non servant related issues.
your mum making you tea - what's that???
hehe note the Frem on the laptop in the foreground :)
frem
interior waterfall
pillars
ingredients of a grate house
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