Care Of Field Assistants: An Owner's Guide

step 1: find your assistants:



ooo! these 2 will do.

step 2: make sure your assistants are well fed:



and have enough to drink:



step 3: make sure they have plenty of work to keep them busy:



step 4: be firm with your assistants. make sure you punish them appropriately; it will teach them the meaning of right and wrong, and they will know you are displeased with them:



step 5: love your field assistants:



and they will give you a few days some weeks of terrible slacking faithful service and company.

PS DONT MENTION THE PREYING MANTIS FFS OMG NOW IKLL HAVE TO GET INTO THE FISH TAKN AND SING